{"title":"Retirement Candles","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCelebrate the next chapter with our personalised retirement candles, from funny and cheeky designs to thoughtful congratulations gifts. Hand-poured in the UK using natural soy wax and phthalate-free fragrances, our scented candles make perfect retirement gifts for colleagues, friends and loved ones.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"personalised-retirement-date-congratulations-candle","title":"Personalised Congratulations On Your Retirement Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalised with the recipient's retirement date and your own special message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContemporary calendar-style design highlighting their retirement date\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a congratulations message and light-hearted retirement sentiment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThoughtful retirement gift for a colleague, boss, teacher, nurse, friend or family member\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for retirement parties, leaving celebrations and final days at work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the UK using natural, vegan-friendly soy wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaben-free and phthalate-free fragrances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose from 7 beautiful fragrances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in matt black or frosted white glass jars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift wrapped and presented in our signature gift box as standard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree handwritten gift message available at the checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional gift set and luxury hamper upgrades available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate the end of an era and the beginning of a well-deserved new chapter with this personalised retirement candle. Featuring a bold calendar-style retirement date and a cheerful congratulations message, it's a thoughtful way to mark the day someone finally says goodbye to work. A lovely retirement gift for a colleague, boss, friend or family member who's ready to enjoy life without the nine-to-five.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe contemporary monochrome label combines their all-important retirement date with a light-hearted retirement sentiment and your own personalised message beneath the design. Add a heartfelt thank you, a funny workplace memory or a few words from the whole team to create a meaningful keepsake. Whether they've spent decades in the same job or are counting down the days until their final shift, this personalised candle makes their retirement date one to remember.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for a retirement party, leaving do, farewell lunch or final day at work, this scented candle makes a memorable present for a retiring teacher, nurse, manager, workmate, mum or dad. Hand-poured in small batches in the UK, it's a thoughtful way to celebrate their achievements, wish them happiness and help them look forward to everything retirement has in store.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Word Shack","offers":[{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009566572879,"sku":"CANR004","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009566605647,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009566638415,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009566671183,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009566703951,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009566736719,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009566769487,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009566802255,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009566835023,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009566867791,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009566900559,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009566933327,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009566966095,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009566998863,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009567031631,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009567064399,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009567097167,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009567129935,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009567162703,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009567195471,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009567228239,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009567261007,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009567293775,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009567326543,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009567359311,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009567392079,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009567424847,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009567457615,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009567490383,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009567523151,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009567555919,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009567588687,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009567621455,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009567654223,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009567686991,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009567719759,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009567752527,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009567785295,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009567818063,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009567850831,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009567883599,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009567916367,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/9559\/6367\/files\/personalised-congratulations-on-your-retirement-candle-5721498.jpg?v=1791560242"},{"product_id":"personalised-happy-retirement-candle-work-survival","title":"Personalised Happy Retirement Candle Gift","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalised with the retiree's name and your own farewell message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny Happy Retirement design celebrating surviving the working years\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous references to workplace chaos and narrowly avoided disasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetirement gift for a colleague, boss, teacher, nurse, friend or family member\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for retirement parties, leaving dos and final days at work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the UK using natural, vegan-friendly soy wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaben-free and phthalate-free fragrances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose from 7 beautiful fragrances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in matt black or frosted white glass jars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift wrapped and presented in our signature gift box as standard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree handwritten gift message available at the checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional gift set and luxury hamper upgrades available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter years of hard work, endless deadlines and more workplace dramas than anyone cares to remember, retirement deserves a proper celebration. This personalised happy retirement candle is a funny and thoughtful way to mark the occasion, featuring a cheeky message about surviving the working years and all the disasters narrowly avoided along the way. A brilliant retirement gift for a colleague, boss or friend who's finally ready to leave the chaos behind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a personalised name beneath the Happy Retirement heading, the candle's playful wording celebrates everything they've managed to survive throughout their career. Add your own special farewell message at the bottom of the label to make it even more meaningful. Whether it's a heartfelt thank you, an inside joke from the office or a few words wishing them well, this personalised retirement present combines humour with a thoughtful finishing touch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for a retirement party, leaving do or final day at work, this scented candle makes a memorable gift for a retiring teacher, nurse, manager, workmate or family member. Hand-poured in small batches in the UK and personalised especially for the recipient, it's a lovely reminder of their working years and the exciting new chapter ahead, with plenty of time for relaxation and absolutely no more Monday morning meetings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Word Shack","offers":[{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009567949135,"sku":"CANR003","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009567981903,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009568014671,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009568047439,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009568080207,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009568112975,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009568145743,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009568178511,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009568211279,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009568244047,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009568276815,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009568309583,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009568342351,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009568375119,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009568407887,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009568440655,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009568473423,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009568506191,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009568538959,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009568571727,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009568604495,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009568637263,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009568670031,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009568702799,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009568735567,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009568768335,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009568801103,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009568833871,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009568866639,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009568899407,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009568932175,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009568964943,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009568997711,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009569030479,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009569063247,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009569096015,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009569128783,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009569161551,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009569194319,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009569227087,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009569259855,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009569292623,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/9559\/6367\/files\/personalised-happy-retirement-candle-gift-2074084.jpg?v=1791560233"},{"product_id":"personalised-retirement-definition-candle","title":"Personalised Funny Retirement Definition Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised with the retiree's name and chosen pronoun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHumorous dictionary-style definition of retirement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny references to daytime naps, free time and new hobbies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThoughtful retirement gift for a colleague, boss, teacher, nurse, friend or family member\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for retirement parties, farewell celebrations and last days at work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in matt black or frosted white glass jars\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-poured in the UK using natural, vegan-friendly soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParaben-free and phthalate-free fragrances\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from 7 beautiful fragrances\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGift wrapped and presented in our signature gift box as standard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFree handwritten gift message available at the checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOptional gift set and luxury hamper upgrades available\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat does retirement really mean? No more Monday morning meetings, no more counting down to Friday and finally having all the time in the world to do absolutely nothing. This personalised retirement definition candle puts a hilarious spin on life after work, making it a brilliant retirement gift for someone who's ready to swap deadlines and responsibilities for lie-ins, leisurely afternoons and a very well-earned break.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to look like a dictionary definition, the candle label features a funny explanation of retirement, personalised with the recipient's name and chosen pronoun. With cheeky references to daytime naps, newfound freedom and all those hobbies they've been promising to take up, it's a light-hearted way to celebrate the next chapter. Whether they're a retiring teacher, nurse, office colleague, boss or family member, this funny scented candle makes a memorable alternative to traditional retirement presents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for a retirement party, farewell celebration or someone's final day at work, this personalised leaving gift is a lovely way to mark the end of one chapter and the beginning of another. Hand-poured in small batches in the UK, it's a thoughtful present for a retiring mum, dad, friend or workmate who deserves to put their feet up, enjoy their freedom and finally discover what retirement is really all about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Word Shack","offers":[{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009570734415,"sku":"CANR002","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009570767183,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009570799951,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009570832719,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009570865487,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009570898255,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009570931023,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009570963791,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009570996559,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009571029327,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009571062095,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009571094863,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009571127631,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009571160399,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009571193167,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009571225935,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009571258703,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009571291471,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009571324239,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009571357007,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009571389775,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009571422543,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009571455311,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009571488079,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009571520847,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009571553615,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009571586383,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009571619151,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009571651919,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009571684687,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009571717455,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009571750223,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009571782991,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009571815759,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009571848527,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009571881295,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009571914063,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009571946831,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009571979599,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009572012367,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009572045135,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009572077903,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/9559\/6367\/files\/personalised-funny-retirement-definition-candle-4460114.jpg?v=1791560242"},{"product_id":"personalised-funny-retirement-candle","title":"Funny Retirement Candle, Rude Leaving Gift","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalised with the retiree's name and chosen pronoun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny retirement candle featuring the rude “Politely asks that you FUCK OFF” message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious retirement gift for a colleague, boss, friend, mum or dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky alternative to traditional retirement and farewell presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in the UK using natural, vegan-friendly soy wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParaben-free and phthalate-free fragrances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose from 7 beautiful fragrances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in matt black or frosted white glass jars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift wrapped and presented in our signature gift box as standard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree handwritten gift message available at the checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional gift set and luxury hamper upgrades available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetirement means no more early alarms, endless meetings or pretending to enjoy office small talk. Celebrate their well-earned freedom with this personalised funny retirement candle, featuring the brilliantly rude message “[Name] politely asks that you FUCK OFF, [pronoun]'s retired.” A hilarious retirement gift for someone who's finally finished with work and isn't afraid to let everyone know it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake the candle their own by adding the retiree's name and choosing the appropriate pronoun for the label. Whether it's for the colleague who's been counting down the days, the boss who's finally escaping the office or the work bestie who's leaving you behind, this cheeky scented candle is guaranteed to raise a smile. It's a brilliant alternative to traditional retirement presents for someone with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for a retirement party, leaving do, final day at work or farewell celebration, this rude retirement candle makes a memorable gift for a friend, mum, dad, workmate or retiring colleague. Hand-poured in small batches in the UK and personalised especially for the recipient, it's a funny little reminder that their working days are officially over and their time is finally their own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Word Shack","offers":[{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009569358159,"sku":"CANR001","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009569390927,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009569423695,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009569456463,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009569489231,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009569521999,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009569554767,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009569587535,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009569620303,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009569653071,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009569685839,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Melon + Cucumber \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009569718607,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009569751375,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009569784143,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009569816911,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009569849679,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009569882447,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gardenia + Neroli \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009569915215,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009569947983,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009569980751,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009570013519,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009570046287,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009570079055,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tonka + Vanilla \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009570111823,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009570144591,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009570177359,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009570210127,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009570242895,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009570275663,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Champagne + Roses \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009570308431,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009570341199,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009570373967,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009570406735,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009570439503,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009570472271,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Basil + Mandarin \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009570505039,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009570537807,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009570570575,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009570603343,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009570636111,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009570668879,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut + Lime \/ Frosted + hamper","offer_id":59009570701647,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/9559\/6367\/files\/funny-retirement-candle-rude-leaving-gift-1989708.jpg?v=1791560242"}],"url":"https:\/\/thewordshack.co.uk\/collections\/retirement-candles.oembed","provider":"The Word Shack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}