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Celebrate their well-earned freedom with this personalised funny retirement candle, featuring the brilliantly rude message “[Name] politely asks that you FUCK OFF, [pronoun]'s retired.” A hilarious retirement gift for someone who's finally finished with work and isn't afraid to let everyone know it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake the candle their own by adding the retiree's name and choosing the appropriate pronoun for the label. Whether it's for the colleague who's been counting down the days, the boss who's finally escaping the office or the work bestie who's leaving you behind, this cheeky scented candle is guaranteed to raise a smile. It's a brilliant alternative to traditional retirement presents for someone with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for a retirement party, leaving do, final day at work or farewell celebration, this rude retirement candle makes a memorable gift for a friend, mum, dad, workmate or retiring colleague. Hand-poured in small batches in the UK and personalised especially for the recipient, it's a funny little reminder that their working days are officially over and their time is finally their own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Word Shack","offers":[{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009569358159,"sku":"CANR001","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009569390927,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009569423695,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009569456463,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + hamper","offer_id":59009569489231,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + 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