{"product_id":"personalised-retirement-definition-candle","title":"Personalised Funny Retirement Definition Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalised with the retiree's name and chosen pronoun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHumorous dictionary-style definition of retirement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny references to daytime naps, free time and new hobbies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThoughtful retirement gift for a colleague, boss, teacher, nurse, friend or family member\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for retirement parties, farewell celebrations and last days at work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in matt black or frosted white glass jars\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-poured in the UK using natural, vegan-friendly soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParaben-free and phthalate-free fragrances\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from 7 beautiful fragrances\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGift wrapped and presented in our signature gift box as standard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFree handwritten gift message available at the checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOptional gift set and luxury hamper upgrades available\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat does retirement really mean? No more Monday morning meetings, no more counting down to Friday and finally having all the time in the world to do absolutely nothing. This personalised retirement definition candle puts a hilarious spin on life after work, making it a brilliant retirement gift for someone who's ready to swap deadlines and responsibilities for lie-ins, leisurely afternoons and a very well-earned break.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned to look like a dictionary definition, the candle label features a funny explanation of retirement, personalised with the recipient's name and chosen pronoun. With cheeky references to daytime naps, newfound freedom and all those hobbies they've been promising to take up, it's a light-hearted way to celebrate the next chapter. Whether they're a retiring teacher, nurse, office colleague, boss or family member, this funny scented candle makes a memorable alternative to traditional retirement presents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for a retirement party, farewell celebration or someone's final day at work, this personalised leaving gift is a lovely way to mark the end of one chapter and the beginning of another. Hand-poured in small batches in the UK, it's a thoughtful present for a retiring mum, dad, friend or workmate who deserves to put their feet up, enjoy their freedom and finally discover what retirement is really all about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Word Shack","offers":[{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black Jar","offer_id":59009570734415,"sku":"CANR002","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted Jar","offer_id":59009570767183,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + gift set","offer_id":59009570799951,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Frosted + gift set","offer_id":59009570832719,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oakmoss + Teakwood \/ Black + 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